As my 'sister' always says on this day...Happy Zombie Jesus Day!I never was a big fan of the whole worshipping someone who had supposedly died and returned from the dead. Most people who do that are regarded as Zombies or at the very best, Vampires so the idea that one gets it's own holiday is just a little, you know...insane!
Zombies...who in their right mind celebrates Zombies?!
=P
For the more material minded out there, Happy Get Tons of Pastel Candy day!
You've gotten a ton of jelly beans, chocolate rabbits, peanut butter eggs, and those oh so annoying hard boiled and coloured eggs. Your Easter basket is a tribute to Capitalism, and will soon be showing itself on your hips and ass. But hey, it tastes good, so who cares, right?
We won't tell anyone about the stuff animals your mom got you...but hey, chics'll dig them!
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